Sardarji

Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills the birth certificate.
"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"
"Sardarji read a newspaper, it said every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."

Movie director (sardar): in this scene u gotta jump from 10th floor.
Actor: wat if i die?
Sardar: Dats not at all a problem, It's the last scene.....

Sardar selected a short girl to marry............why?
coz guruji told him musibath jithni choti ho utna acha.......

A sardar saw a man pick pocketing a purse.
Thief: There is Rs 150 in the purse.We can take 50_50.
Sardar slowley asked him,"what abt the balance 50"

Twins were born in sardarjis house,
allnight he did not sleep thinking who is the father of the second child!!!!

"Oh, look at the dead bird." Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?"

sardar, "i havent slept whole night in the train Friend: y?
sardar: got upper birth friend: y didnt u exchange?
sardar: oye,there was nobody 2 exchange lower birth.

Sardar could not stop laughing when he saw a truck being dragged by another.
I asked why?
Sardar says foolish drivers using two trucks to carry a Rope.

Sardar is frustrated in jokes made on him.
He goes to wife and says, tell me one joke in which i am not involved!
she said "I AM PREGNANT...!!!"